Frangilistic

While your looking for a soulmate, as we all are I'm probably going to annoy you immensely because Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the dumbest dogs that I have ever encountered. Cute but dumb in every sense.
I have a Douge de Bordough (think Hooch) and she is a lovable 75kg clutze that will capture a baby rabbit, (god knows how) and then lick it and care for it while its between her paws.

OK we both enjoy pizza, I fail with gardening and very badly which is why I am selling my small farm because I'm over it.

Hmm, swimming. Maybe I can train you if you like, but I have no interest in following a black line up and down a pool bottom anymore.

My dear lady cuddly is good!
Have you never heard of Botticelli or Rubens?
They painted voluptuous and cuddly women centuries ago that men have desired ever since, so why should you be no less special?

Lets make something very clear my lady. I find no honor in trampling on a woman's heart.
Let me also make something very clear to you, I'm 66 which is well outside your age range so if that's a deal breaker for you then I will understand and then you can resort to relying on me as a friend that you can trust to talk with if you desire that will always be honest with you.

Did I mention that I talk and write too much?
Hmm far to much philosophy and poetry as a young teenager .
Uni sort of killed my desires for reading but I'm discovering the pleasures again very slowly.

I have to laugh with your capital letters and emphasis re requiring something deeper and longer lasting than 15-30 mins.
My dear lady you have been with the wrong men all your life because a relationship including lovemaking is a commitment that includes holding a woman in your arms as she sleeps contentedly in your arms while you embrace her willingly.

I'm sorry but nothing else replaces that, except waking with joy in your heart as you embrace each other in the morning looking to share a lifetime with each other.

Rob